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Vatican accidentally beatifies Ringo

THE Catholic Church last night beatified Ringo Starr by mistake.

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Britain overjoyed by union of buttocks

BRITAIN has been inspired and energised by the joining together of Pippa Middleton’s left and right buttocks.

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