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Vatican to replace Pope with series of guest Popes

THE Vatican has confirmed it will replace the Pope with a rotating series of guest Popes in order to revitalise public interest in the office. 

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Man who came first at threesome wondering how to politely fill the time

A MAN who was first to ejaculate during a threesome struggled to occupy himself profitably thereafter, he has admitted.

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