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Village incredibly proud of local celebrity who got out of there the moment he f**king could

THE residents of the village which a famous actor was born in, raised in and left forever the moment he was able to are still incredibly proud of him. 

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Every theft must be investigated in case it's an immigrant, says Braverman

THE home secretary has ruled that every burglary, car theft and stolen bicycle must be investigated in case it leads to a precious, wonderful deportation. 

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