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We'd do a much better tour than Meghan and Harry if we could be arsed. By Prince William

CALL that an Australia tour? Pathetic and desperate. Kate and I would do a far superior tour if we could be bothered to get off our arses.

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Migrants falsely claiming UK is pleasant and they would like to stay

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