Wessexes excluded from christening for vol-au-vent theft

EDWARD and Sophie are not attending Prince George’s christening because they stole canapés at his parents’ wedding.

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Clangers to return as social realist drama

THE BBC is bringing back The Clangers as a hard-hitting drama about a struggling, soup-deprived mouse family.

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