What depressing moron-fodder has ITV2 got planned next?

WITH Love Island at an end, ITV2 desperately needs more programmes that aren’t repeats of Family Guy. So what’s coming up next?

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Woman who received dick pic still laughing

A WOMAN who received a picture of a man’s knob is still laughing about how pathetic it was, she has confirmed. Susan Traherne was sent the picture after a brief exchange with a man on a dating app, and has been unable to stop pissing herself about it ever since.

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