When can I stop being a wanker? asks weary Ramsay

GORDON Ramsay has asked when he will be allowed to drop his ‘tough guy wanker’ persona, it has emerged.

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We just don't think about the weird bits of the Bible, admit Christians

CHRISTIANS avoid doubts about the implausible parts of their faith by simply not thinking about them, they have revealed.

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