'When she saw me in lizard form she was horrified', broken-hearted Murdoch confesses

BROKEN-HEARTED bachelor Rupert Murdoch has been dumped. Here he talks us through how true love ended so soon. 

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We’re entitled to one fatberg per child, say parents using wet wipes

PARENTS challenged on their wet wipe use have argued that surely they are allowed to produce at least one fatberg for every child. 

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