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Who twatted Elon? A Daily Mash investigation

ELON Musk, at his final White House briefing alongside Trump this weekend, has been properly lamped one. The sad prick claimed his five-year-old did it. Who’s actually responsible? 

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Making boyfriend better person 'not difficult'

A BRIDE whose new husband reflected in his wedding speech ‘she has made him a better person’ has admitted that it was not much of a job. 

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