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Why Timothee Chalamet must date someone classier and more cultured than Kylie Jenner: an open letter

By Lucy Parry, aged 23, an appreciator of generational acting talent

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War! I knew something was missing, says Starmer

KEIR Starmer has admitted he knew something was missing from the wonderful state of Britain he was so lucky as to inherit, and it turns out war was it. 

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