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Working out how to pay his mum back: How Andrew will spend the jubilee celebrations

PEOPLE who have just settled a sexual assault case are not welcome at jubilee celebrations. This is how Prince Andrew will mark the occasion:

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Builder pissing himself laughing writing up your quote

A BUILDER is doubled up with laughter as he writes out an extortionate quote for a simple domestic job.

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