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Your hate keeps us young, Harry tells Britain

PRINCE Harry has informed Britain that only bathing in its utter loathing for them keeps him and his wife young. 

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1 the same as A*, teen tells parents

A TEENAGER has convinced his parents that a grade 1 is the equivalent to an A* in the updated GCSE marking scheme.

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