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You're going to copy my hair and it's going to look shit, says Kate

PRINCESS Kate has informed you that your upcoming attempt to imitate her gorgeous blonde highlights will look awful.

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How to put a f**king nutter on your local council

BORED? Sick of all the mainstream parties? Ready for a harmless protest vote that will put a person categorically unfit for political office onto your council? Here’s how: 

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