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All New Homes To Smell Of Toffee And Urine

ALL new homes will be made from boiled sweets and smell of piss and chopped pork, to ensure they are suitable for the elderly, the government said last night. 

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Children Admit To Being Little Shits

MORE than 90% of British children are unbearable little shits, according to new research.

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