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An extra day of February, how f**king fantastic, says Britain

BRITAIN is absolutely delighted to be enjoying an extra day of its favourite month of the year. 

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Bacon works on Muslims like garlic on vampires, claims racist

A RACIST believes pork products can cause Muslims to burn up and crumble into dust.

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