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Banana-based society sounds fantastic, says everyone

A WORLD in which bananas are the main thing sounds absolutely brilliant, it has been agreed.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) One love, one heart, let’s get together and feel alright. Ah, the clarion call of masturbators everywhere.

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