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Bastard Water Voles Are Loving It

GLOATING water voles last night said they were loving it as new figures show they are thriving while everyone else is screwed.

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Haye Depresses Valuev Into Submission

DAVID Haye clinched the world heavyweight title against Russian Nikolay Valuev by discussing the recent collapse of the UK economy until his opponent conceded defeat.

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