Big grey clouds verbally abusing the UK

DARK clouds have started to hurl insults as well as rain at the British Isles.

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Britain wondering what the hell 'month's worth of rain' is supposed to mean

If it’s a summer month in California’s-worth of rain then we’re fine with that, says confused UK population.

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