Britain braced for 'shit tattoo-wave'

THE prospect of a heatwave will force Britons to look at shit tattoos for the rest of the week and into the weekend.

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The A-Level student's guide to being a wanker all summer

WITH A-Levels coming to an end, you’ve suddenly got loads of time on your hands for self-absorbed teenage crap! Here are some ideas for activities.

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