Britain enchanted by birds telling each other to f**k off

BRITAIN is enjoying the wonderful springtime sound of birds singing at each other to f**k off out of it. 

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Woman on Facebook wants everyone to know she is so blah blah blah

MARY Fisher has taken to Facebook to let everyone know that she is just really blah blah blah right now.

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