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Britain in record breaking four-day summer

AS SUMMER in Britain comes to an end, experts confirmed the four days of consecutive sunshine was a new record.

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Glastonbury coverage welcomed by Britain's top letches

MEN who dislike pop music but enjoy leering at young women have welcomed blanket coverage of Glastonbury.

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