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Britons planning to enjoy heat have forgotten about insects

MILLIONS of Britons envisioning a long weekend relaxing and drinking outdoors have once again forgotten about f**king insects. 

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Trains turn their heating on

AS the mercury shoots up to record temperatures, trains have decided to set their heating to maximum.

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