Builder understands woman's house in way husband never will

A BUILDER’S intimate understanding of the structural details of a house is making a woman question whether her husband will ever be able to satisfy her again. 

Checking article access…

Sign up now to get
The Daily Mash
free Headlines email – every weekday
privacy

Fathers looking forward to mothers finally getting off their arses this Sunday

THE nation’s fathers are looking forward to mothers stepping up and doing something for a change this Father’s Day.

Checking article access…