Cat announces plans to shit all over everyone's gardens this weekend

A CAT has confirmed that it will do its utmost to shit exactly where you plan to tread in your front and back garden.

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'Silent majority' never seem to shut the f**k up

PEOPLE who consider themselves to be part of the ‘silent majority’ seem to be forever shouting very loudly about snowflakes, libtards and traitors.

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