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Cat desperately searching for penis

A CAT has not seen his penis for three weeks, it has emerged.

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Well done Britain and this won’t affect any future wars, says China

CHINA has laughed off Britain’s superior Olympics medal haul with some good-humoured jokes about future global conflicts.

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