Cat judging owner for taking it out on lead

A CAT being taken for a walk on a lead has condemned its owner as ‘a weirdo’, along with everyone else in the park.

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DVD still not working despite being wiped on man's trouser leg 


A DVD is still not working despite the owner wiping it on his jeans before putting it back into the machine.

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