Cat wakes up on car roof after another massive session

A CAT has woken up on the roof of a random car after an all-night drinking session, it has emerged.

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Nobody told us she'd be from f**king Yorkshire, say outraged Doctor Who fans

DOCTOR Who fans are furious that the latest incarnation of the character is from Yorkshire.

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