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Cat will eat rat but not cheaper catfood

A CAT has refused to eat a slightly cheaper brand of catfood, despite having recently eaten a rat.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Libra (23 SEP-23 OCT) You’ve watched the new two-and-a-half-minute Star Wars trailer and noticed it has more plot than watching the equivalent 135 minutes of The Phantom Menace.

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