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Cats admit perverse love of heat

CAT are incredibly keen on high temperatures despite having thick pelts, it has emerged.

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United fans take custody of Manchester’s pathetic self-satisfaction

LORRIES have been shifting Manchester’s reserves of insufferable smugness following yesterday’s derby game.

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