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Chops Better Than Planet

A UNITED Nation's plea to reduce meat consumption was rejected last night as millions decided planet Earth was not as good as some nice chops.

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Obeying Chris Moyles Now Number One Cause Of Hospital Admissions

DOING everything Chris Moyles tells you to do is now the UK's biggest cause of accident and emergency cases.

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