Disco meteorologists predict heavy downpour of men

IT’S going to start raining men for the first time in history, according to 70s disco meteorologists.

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It had better not be ginger, Queen warns Harry

IF Kate Middleton’s baby has red hair there is going to be big trouble, the Queen has warned Prince Harry.

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