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Dog carefully plans most awkward place to lie

A LABRADOR is carefully plotting the sleeping spot that will cause maximum annoyance.

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Capricorn (22 DEC-19 JAN) Remember, if you stare at The Abyss for too long, it’s probably because you’ve got the director’s cut blu-ray.

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