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Dolphin faked entanglement 'to meet hot diver'

THE dolphin freed from a fishing line by a diver propositioned him shortly afterwards, it has emerged.

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Black mass scores perfectly in feedback forms

A SATANIC ritual in Devon has received top marks in every category on attendees’ feedback forms.

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