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Dolphins slag each other off

DOLPHINS have been observed displaying two-faced behaviour.

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Words 'Royal' and 'baby' only acceptable in potato context

BRITONS have been told to stop using the words ‘Royal’ and ‘baby’, to avoid destroying them by overuse.

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