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Ethical crackers 'a load of wank'

MODERN crackers that do not even contain a magic fish or plastic jumping frog are just wank, everyone has agreed.

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Five tips on writing a round robin letter that triggers white-hot fury

SMUG middle-class families have had a wonderful year and would like to ruin yours with round-robin letters concealed in cards like the IEDs of humblebragging. Follow these tips: 

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