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Everyone To Get A Flamethrower

THE government is to overcome Britain’s inability to order grit by giving everyone their own flamethrower.

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Your Astrological Week Ahead, With Psychic Bob

Sagittarius (22 NOV-21 DEC)This week you will be made illegal in every country in the world except Wales.

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