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Farmers celebrate spring by spraying shit everywhere

FARMERS have decided to spray gallons of rotting excrement everywhere now that it is nice to go outside again, it has emerged.

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Royalists now just weird people

THE only people who support the monarchy are rather strange with a lot of time on their hands, it has emerged.

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