French Mountain covered in arseholes

A FRENCH mountain is covered in snow and smug, excitable arseholes, it has emerged. 

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The Mash guide to Prince Harry's stag night

THE full itinerary for Prince Harry’s stag night has been revealed, organised by best man and world’s biggest uber-toff tosser Hugh Alpha-McVitie.

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