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Fury Over Death Of Britain's Biggest Cow

ANGER erupted across Britain last night after the nation’s largest cow was found dead.

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Portsmouth Saved By Rooney Change Jar

WAYNE Rooney has ensured Portsmouth FC’s future after pledging them the contents of his sofa.

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