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Government publishes latest made-up HS2 figures

THE high speed rail line between London and Birmingham will boost the economy by an enormous made-up number, it has been confirmed. 

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Your astrological week ahead, with Psychic Bob

Virgo (23 AUG-22 SEP) This week you learn that Miley Cyrus is actually a type of Gaboon Viper and she senses delicate vibrations and smells via her tongue.

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