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Great, a storm named after my ex-f**king-girlfriend

FANTASTIC. Just what I needed. A full day’s deliveries to do in the face of heavy rain and 95mph winds from a storm named after my ex-girlfriend.

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Lee Meriwether as Catwoman: Weird formative crushes your partner fails to live up to

WE all had odd childhood crushes, and it’s likely they’re lodged in your psyche forever. Here are some of the slightly obscure hotties your current partner cannot hope to live up to.

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