Greta Thunberg is 'pathetic', says middle-aged man who can't load dishwasher

GRETA Thunberg has been dismissed as a ‘pathetic waste of space’ by a middle-aged man who cannot load a dishwasher.

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Hungover Britain hopes it didn't do anything f*cking stupid last night

THE UK has woken up massively hungover with a vague dread that it did something really f*cking idiotic last night.

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