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Heartwarming animal friendship turns physical

AN unlikely bond between an injured chick and an orang-utan has evolved into a sexual relationship, it emerged last night.

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Ulster riots still far too enjoyable

SECTARIAN rioting in Northern Ireland is still far too much fun for all concerned, it was claimed last night.

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