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Heatwave sees huge rise in whingeing twats


THE heatwave currently hitting Britain has led to a huge rise in people moaning about it.

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Trident ‘only effective against Labour party’

TRIDENT is useless apart from making the Labour party look like pacifist weirdoes, one of Britain’s top generals has warned.

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