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Heatwave transforms Northerner into an Italian

YESTERDAY’S high temperatures caused a man from West Yorkshire to morph into a hot-blooded Continental. 

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Truss or Mordaunt? How to pretend it f**king matters

WILL bobblehead Liz Truss or Blue Peter presenter Penny Mordaunt make it to the final two today? Here’s how to pretend you give a shit.

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