Hen party's a-brewin'

A STOICAL man gazing at the clouds has grimly warned that a hen party is approaching.

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Which untried, out-of-position teenager do you think will solve England's problems?

ENGLAND fans are deciding which barely-capped players to assign to positions they have never played in before to win the next game six-nil.

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