Hippies Annoying

HIPPIES were today banging on about petrol again even though we already get it and would just like to go skiing.

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School Subjects To Be Dicked About With

BRITAIN’S primary school curriculum is to be radically reformed after ministers realised they hadn’t dicked about with it for at least a year.

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