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Hold shorter wet T-shirt competitions, and other things you should do during a drought

IF your local park looks like shit, you’re currently experiencing a drought. Make sure to take these necessary precautions.

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On a National Express coach, and other times you'll regret illicit sex acts

EVERYONE agrees sex in forbidden places is incredibly thrilling. However some locations may make you wish you’d stuck with your bed. Like these.

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