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Hornets going to sting anyone who uses them in racist simile

YELLOW-LEGGED hornets have promised to sting anyone who compares them to human immigrants.

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Derren Brown ‘will tell people what to do’

DERREN Brown’s next TV show will involve him telling people to do things, which they will then do.

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