How to pretend you're greener than you are to your eco-conscious friends

ARE your tree-hugging, save-the-Siberian-marmoset friends on their way over? Here’s how to give the impression you’re basically Greta Thunberg.

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Couple trying for nepo baby

A COUPLE have decided to start trying for a baby with sickeningly unfair advantages in life. 

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